I used to love her reality t.v. show. Anna watching idly as her little female dog vigorously humped a stuffed animal will be forever seared into my mind.
written by my baby daddy, a boy you would probably like:
“Anna Nicole Smith died in Iraq, not in Hollywood, Florida, as is being widely reported, along with nine friendly Kurdish fighters stationed at a base between Mosul and Erbil. American forces accidentally opened fire on the Kurdish bunker early yesterday morning. Eyewitnesses have reported that Anna Nicole Smith was touring Iraq promoting the Trim Spa line of weight-loss products at the time of her demise. She is survived by the United States, its anemic culture, and its sociopathic attitude toward the loss of human life. She will be missed.”
I don’t really have the urge. I love love, but I can’t imagine whom I would marry at this time or what that would look like. You’ve been dating someone for awhile. Are you “fighting the urges”?
SHEREWIN 
I know! I just heard. Sometimes I really wondered if she weren’t just a variable-sized blow-up doll anyway though.
I used to love her reality t.v. show. Anna watching idly as her little female dog vigorously humped a stuffed animal will be forever seared into my mind.
How is it that we never talked about this before? I loved that show, too. And I liked fat Anna Nicole so much better.
written by my baby daddy, a boy you would probably like:
“Anna Nicole Smith died in Iraq, not in Hollywood, Florida, as is being widely reported, along with nine friendly Kurdish fighters stationed at a base between Mosul and Erbil. American forces accidentally opened fire on the Kurdish bunker early yesterday morning. Eyewitnesses have reported that Anna Nicole Smith was touring Iraq promoting the Trim Spa line of weight-loss products at the time of her demise. She is survived by the United States, its anemic culture, and its sociopathic attitude toward the loss of human life. She will be missed.”
Re: written by my baby daddy, a boy you would probably like:
Why don’t you send him here? I’m feeling lonely and out of place these days.
I don’t really have the urge. I love love, but I can’t imagine whom I would marry at this time or what that would look like. You’ve been dating someone for awhile. Are you “fighting the urges”?