If I had tv, I wouldn’t be missing my beloved Thursday night lineup. I guess I’ll have to read.

“Yesterday I was scraping some gunk off my wall sockets with a metal fork, and I gave myself the nastiest shock. And when I came to, I had an epiphery. Life is precious. And if I die, I want my…son…to know the dealio. The dealio of life.”

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3 thoughts on “If I had tv, I wouldn’t be missing my beloved Thursday night lineup. I guess I’ll have to read.

  1. syllepsis

    p.s. don’t play with matches either

    my stepbrother (todd) put his braces in a socket when he was fourteen. i still thought he was hot, regardless of the scar.

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      1. syllepsis

        Re: p.s. don’t play with matches either

        his was but a walk-on part. he played soccer, taught me some tricks on a skateboard, slid my flip-flop out the window of a fast-moving car. that’s about it.

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