Today is a terrible day for prank calls. This afternoon someone called me. It sounded like it could be a friend who accidentally dialed my phone number from inside their jacket pocket or something. There were muffled voices. Then someone said, "So, are we going to kill that guy tonight? I have all of the weapons," then phone prank-style giggling. I hung up puzzled, but then realized what a terrible day it was for a prank.

Tonight, an apocryphal sunset.

I teach yoga and meditation tonight, but I have all of this nervous energy. I have no idea how I’m going to be soothing.

But for now, these guys: