A pain in my knee woke me up this morning. Let me back up. Yesterday, I fell/slipped and came down hard on one knee. That knee promptly formed a lump and then a bruise later in the evening. This morning the other knee is what kills. I mean, I could barely hobble in to the kitchen for drugs.
Right now I am waiting for my "boyfriend" to pick me up. We are attending a wedding with his ex-girlfriend, whom I keep accidentally referring to as his "girlfriend." It’s gonna be a good day!