I ate everything in sight today. And then I ate more and took naps. And then I ran one errand. And then I didn’t go to yoga. And then I came home and ate everything else and took more naps and watched videos online and rolled around in the crumbs like it’s 1999.
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I ate so much today. I’m still eating.
Apples, cheese, pork potstickers w/ rice vinegar later, I think I might be close to finishing up for the night.
Oh, and sour patch kids and the bottom of a back of jalapeno potato chips.
I hope you can find a way to still love me. I’m pretty ugly right now.
I’ve just been eating fists full of bread. I’m developing my mid-section. It’s coming along nicely.